The sad thing is, that commercial would've made perfect sense to my mom. She sees cars as nothing more than a way to get somewhere, overlooking all details except whether it has wheels, an engine, and a slushbox.

@jodark: Second is the bubble-gum-smacking Great Clips worker with 6 months of "college" who picks a car like this one because it is "sporty" and "expresses her personality." More than she knows; more than she knows...

@jodark: You're right! This brings us to the two types of Cavafireon drivers. First is the type whose car is pictured above: the douchebag who thinks his car is awesome and will cut anyone off at any light just to make them think so too.

Hairstylists are bad drivers? You've got to be kidding! Every aqua, fuchsia, or yellow Sunfire, Cavalier, or Neon I've ever seen has been expertly driven!

Riding an iPad? That's ridiculous! That would be like f***ing a car.

@zacarious: I remember lusting after one of these at the ripe age of 7. I thought Buicks were the shit because my parents had had 3 Centuries, and my Gramma had one. A Reatta was like the top of the automotive food chain for me. Terrifically weird car—America's BMW Z1.

@GeeHalen: Thank you for making the middle of my day that much better.

@Peugeot: So basically, this is what it would be if it got stuck that way:

@Pessimippopotamus: Everybody loves Bernd Pischetsrieder.

@WJHMH: Too soon. Waaay too soon.

Disappointed? Yes. Surprised? No.

Those poor Swedes can't catch a break—even in Geneva, Switzerland.

Regal GS wagon! PleasePleasePleasePlease!

@Rocking a turbodiesel with stick: After seeing that Super Speeders video, anybody but Matt Farah.

@duurtlang: I'd heart-click you for the Citroen reference, but I already have. Thank you for reaffirming my good judgement.

Any time I see a '97-'02 Escort or '97-'99 Tracer, I lose a little bit of my soul. I had almost forgotten a car could be so terrible until you posted this.

How long are they going to keep using the Ram grille now that Ram isn't a Dodge any longer?

Traffic in Louisville already pisses me off enough. The last thing we need to do is make it official.