@smokyburnout: What I got from BlandonNimrat's comment was that the driver had been driving that particular Crown Vic for 10 years, and had gotten to know that car and fine tune it to his preferences. (Correct me if I'm wrong, @BlandonNimrat.)

Somebody took care of this like that guy takes care of his fake Sebring.

Obviously the Mirthmobile.

@jedimario: My friend had an '84 Park Avenue and named it Clarice. That was actually going to be my answer to the question, but I thought maybe he was just an anomaly among metalheads.

Seems to me, people keep missing the word "PARODY" in the name of this contest. As in NOT REAL.

Pardon my bad manners, Blackfoot, for not congratulating you in my previous comment. Well done!

Well, they did take footage from BBC2...Are we sure this isn't Clarkson's doing?

No obscure Wikipedia'd reference? Matt must've had somewhere to be tonight.

@Shamoononon: This reminds me of some lady in Texas who moved into the final approach for an established Air Force base and has posted about 10 youtube videos claiming that the government is terrorizing her and doing research on the medical effects of sound on people.

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: They're going to wind up like this:

@Baby beater Benz: Me too! And did you ever notice that all the sitcom characters he's played have been named Charlie? He doesn't even have to learn to respond to a different name!

I say we turn the public-action juggernaut that is Jalopnik on the city of Brentwood if they rule against this guy. Not only is it beautiful and as it is behind a wall, unobtrusive, the city gave him the permits in the first place!

@drewdrawscriticism: That's what old Alfas are for. Just think, somebody buying a Brera now is creating a project car for the future (even if it is fwd).

@drewdrawscriticism: You're my freaking hero—mine came from Google Images. It's kind of a promise to myself, though. One day...

@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: If you design houses like that, I'm pre-hiring you to design mine! Let's see... I'll graduate residency in 6 years, pay off my student loans 10 years after that, give me another 20 years to save up enough money ... 36 years. In 36 years you have the contract to design my house!

@beta.rogan: And sports car/GT racing is so popular here too!

It's people like these whiny-ass-environmental-watchdog-N.I.M.B.Y.-Prius-driving types that almost have me believing that the Tea-Party-conspiracy-theory people aren't *completely* insane.

@drewdrawscriticism: Excellent analysis. COTD material. And a heart-click.

That's why.

@IronicalBalls: Brilliant!