You know, I'd take every one of the cars in these videos. Without exception. All of them. That means (Shock! Dismay!) even the dreaded Panamera (Ohmigawd he used the p-word on Jalopnik!)

@IronicalBalls: If GM was in art school, would it be driving a Prius?

@IronicalBalls: Also, notice the artistic license with the BL logo. The average member of the American public has never heard of British Leyland. Hell, the average member of the American public hasn't even heard of Britain!

@IronicalBalls: Artistic license.

So I came up with my own representation of what is happening to Toyota in the public opinion. This may or may not be what is happening to them as a company (probably not) but this is what your average, automobile-illiterate member of the public thinks is happening.

@koolykool44: I appreciate your concern and prayers. It was an invaluable learning experience, though. I learned that some things aren't funnier when you're drunk.

@koolykool44: Neither did I. But with the help of intense psychotherapy, I've recovered most of my mental faculties!

@patman: COTD. I haven't laughed so hard at a comment in a while!

@ssrock64: Wait a second! You did that on purpose, didn't you?

That music is going to be stuck in my head all night. Thanks, Sam.

@Kuang: Oh well, the less time spent watching bad movies, the better. Although I did watch Kazaam a couple weeks ago. The whole thing. So I guess I can't really talk.

Wait! There was an RS200 in a F&F movie? I need to go watch the 2nd-4th ones and find out what I've been missing!

I am officially changing the pronunciation of "power" to "poe-er."

@brachial_plexus:

EDIT: I just found a Choo-Choo Customs package for which I would most definitely pay extra!

@Lounge Singer Chamois: Forza does that too—also with Lexuses, Acuras, and Infinitis. I think it's because the brand is only sold here.

@twitchykun(lvl. 75 Yellow Fever Vector)): Heart-click for the allusion of the day. Heart-click for both of you.

My '93 Camry, as '93 Camries go, was a bit of a lemon (4 transmissions in one summer, eternally bad front passenger wheel bearing, oil leak, bad window wiring, mechanisms, and switches, propensity to get run into by people) but my '99 is pretty solid (knock on wood) I just have to check the power steering fluid every…

@area_educator's Saturn SC2 needs a Northstar V8 more than it needs a back seat: I like it! It looks...French!

@duurtlang: I don't even know what to say. You just blew my mind.