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Brace and Break
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Britney’s family is so fucking awful. They force her to be a child star and then dump on her for not knowing how to do certain things that she’s never had to do because she’s been rich and famous since before she could vote. Meanwhile that one Jenner can’t cut a fucking cucumber so I guess she needs a conservatorship

I dunno. I feel like the time for Idris as Bond has come and gone. He’s too famous and too old for the part. Giving it to Rege-Jean Page would be the right thing to do. 

Ugh, I cannot even imagine who would even pretend to care about the most boring couple in Hollywood. Like, Jesus Christ were they dull. Just the Black version of the Beckhams, the type of couple you’d hate to be on a couple date with. They’ll both be just fine.

Rich person donates money he doesn’t need; online commenters demand we suck his dick. 

That’s really the long and short of it. I knew she was going to lose when she couldn’t find it in herself to say she didn’t donate that money. 

This is pretty old news. But seriously, is anyone surprised that Steve Harvey’s daughter has a dash of misogyny?

No it isn’t. No amount of words you use will make that so. Absolute is absolute. If a fucking social media platform doesn’t have a say as to what is posted on their platform then neither should a person have the right to silence another person. Why buy silence? It’s one thing to have an NDA about proprietary

Right? No pressure at all either. Just your boss, one of the richest people in the world, a bunch of suits, and a few lawyers sitting in a room telling you that things will be much easier this way. And as we all know cases involving sexual harassment are usual quick and painless affairs that always go well for the

I don’t think it’s really that hard to understand. Heard has come off as very unlikeable through this entire trial. Unlikeable people apparently can’t be abused, they must have caused it somehow. /s

That’s beyond sad. I can relate. Landed in a terrible relationship after my mom passed. I hope she finds the love she’s looking for from someone worthy. 

He sure did and look what happened. Every jackass can put their foot in their mouth, but be ready for what comes next. 

I mean, Maye Musk (age 74) was on one of the other covers this year so the comment is kinda valid.

Came here to say pretty much the same thing. Keyshia, baby, what is you doing?

AstroWorld is Travis Scott’s event. 

Would be assassin? Give me a fucking break. 

It’s a pretty terrible idea. 

Good God. This was the best thing to happen to these formally funny fossils, wasn’t it? 

I didn’t think Turner would win but I didn’t expect her to lose so badly. When it comes down to it Ohio’s 11th is going to have a Democratic rep in the House. So wouldn’t you rather keep the Democrat who already has a seat at the table (in terms of being “in” with other Dems) and who’s ready to work with the President

Says the lame person who came to a Black news blog to bitch. 

Deactivated my account this morning before the news was even official. Twitter is ass anyway! Why would I want to stay there so some billionaire edgelord can be even more smug than he already is?! So long and thanks for all the hot takes!