I seem to recall some fatalities literally being listed on the gaming cabinet.

Yeah, what a blatant ad for a game that came out 30 years ago...

Mortal Kombat’s huge impact is far more likely to ignite some sort of emotional response from TV viewers than a fake game that is mentioned a couple times on a videogame they probably didn’t play.

Mortal Kombat scene doesn’t feel like an Ad at all. For actual people who grew up going to arcades in the 90s and 00s its one of the most iconic games.

“Honestly, I find myself wondering why the hell we’re still fighting over straight cis men (arguably the most unimpressive of our species) in the year 2023"

I feel sorry for them, but did they care about Flint? So many in the this country have gone away from thinking about the common good. “Others” problems don’t matter until it hits home. Screw the paid for politicians who did the shipping companies bidding.

She was responsible for the Fyre Festival.

Eric Andre is hot, so I’m not sure why there is any question about him dating a hot woman. Or is it just some weird shaming thing?

“...with many expressing surprise that Andre could “pull” a woman like Ratajkowski”

It would just be nice to have some confirming evidence is all, like “Here, Harvard says your dick is little because you put that 8" lift kit on your 1500", but then again, we know how those people treat proof of anything these days so it may be futile. Maybe hand ‘em out as flyers to woman at the bars you find bro…

Everyone knows the results already.

Can they do a study on small dicks and bro trucks next? 

I thought it was Vitamin C!

Man, I Feel Like I Know This Woman

Okay...hear me out. Melania doesn’t have terrible fashion. Sorry. I dislike myself a little for admitting this, but here we are.

My lifelong Republican grandfather was a combat veteran in the Pacific in WWII. He led a team that helmed his escort carrier (USS Makin Island, Casablanca Class) from a little balcony hanging off the side of the flight deck during some of the biggest battles of the theater.

But if it was someone who had a history of threatening judges, something tells me they couldn’t move quickly enough to strip those precious 2A rights away.  Conservatives don’t give a shit about women.  

One of my prenatal class friends was married to an asshole like this. He was demanding overnight visits with their one year-old even though their little one was still breastfeeding twice a night and he had literally never taken care of the baby overnight while they were together. He also went out drinking 4 nights out…

what other nations besides the USA viscerally despises women and children this much.

Oh my God, only men in America would think that breastfeeding is all about them instead of, you know, the baby who needs to survive.