You do attract the strong, silent type, don’t you?

If your numbers drop every time you show your face and open your mouth, then the smart thing to do is to hide out and let your PR team handle the PR work.

What is U.S. electricity generation by energy source?

Caution: Sloe Children

I think we have found our Secretaries of Transportation and Finance for the next administration. With a little effort and some training, they can learn to set up a proper charity to support their minimalist lifestyle.

As real as the Flying Dutchman, apparently.

Well, sure... it “might” be only “twelve miles to the gallon” in practice, but the actual rating would then be “fifteen to eighteen miles to the gallon”, and you’ve got a thirty-five gallon tank, and By The Way, did you happen to notice these sweet cup holders?

I would vote for a carp as president if somebody would run one.

Anything that distracts from my superiority and divine right to rule, or rather, the Glory of God, is sinful. Repent, praise me, um, God, I mean, and sin no more.

And the character of Anne, played by Kristen Schaal in Wilfred, is becoming less preposterous all the time. The three episodes in which the character appears are titled “Regrets”, “Stagnation” and “Shame”.

Porn Flakes.

Nobody cares about the honest and forthright people who are intending no harm. Obviously, they are not the problem.

But what about spicy foods? Surely, it isn’t just me who rubs them on their naughty bits and cackles madly? They have this same effect on all, do they not?

Sanctimonious is the usual word to describe such delusions.

“Recognizably a weirdo”, actually. Most weirdos, we accept as part of our normal environment. We don’t realize how weird people really are until we see them from a proper distance. I think the brain has weirdness receptors sort of like smell receptors, and we get used to smells or weirdness that we are around all the…

Reality cannot be depended upon to conform to proper logic.

Why hasn’t President Obama written a Presidential decree that makes new science for cleaner engines instead of waiting for climate denier science to catch up?

No problem. We confiscate tons of heroin every year. We know it to be an effective and painless means of self-execution, so it should be just as effective if administered in excessive dosages by official state executioners. There is the one downside that it doesn’t hurt, but I look at it as a matter of public safety,…

Shouldn’t we just let murderers wander around free after re-education and let brutal murder be random, the way the entirely random universe intended it to be?

Some guy from South Park, Colorado.