Like, the article addresses this. At length.

Nerds are pedants. Like, since the earliest days.

Oh, God — shut up. If this was a cast of a funded program being produced by a going concern; sure. But this is basically a startup. If you were going to start a new venture/company with your friends, how diverse would it be?

Why be professional? Cons never used to be professional. Eff it. It's a weekend of buying comic book merchandise and taking selfies with ass cracks.

Found the frustrated nerd!

Wat. Not sure if stupid...

He didn’t say anything about violence. But it’s such an absurd fantasy. The letter writer isn’t capable of independently assessing an AWFUL situation; there’s zero chance he can turn himself into a master abuser and turn the tables for vengeance.

For what it's worth, I care — and would have cared in that context.

Dude. It was a great joke. Keep rocking!

Two years later and this is still a super cool story, bro! Hope you haven’t had to (accidentally) go to Texas again! Stay classy!

Agreed. Especially your point about Nintendo.

They're the heroes we deserve.

Then you're a racist. Enjoy.

This is a perfect example of how unfunny typical Australians really are. I blame Baz Lurman and an unhealthy fascination with the castle.

It really does suck that your personal shit was exploited for pageviews by a blog. Especially one that purports to champion a cause that's clearly dear to you. I really sympathize.

Right. This site exists only to criticize the enemy — which is to say, heterosexual men. How dare they even question an educated queer goddess. She gets a free pass from any mistakes, and we should never question her wisdom. It's heretical. When men enjoy naked women for money it's gross. When gay women do it, it's…

But... like, aren't those the words that rational people use to discuss or debate complex and nuanced issues? Is your model of understanding the world so frighteningly accurate and perceptive that there's nothing that someone could point out that you had overlooked?

I love you. Thank you for writing that for the rest of us who "understand."

Do you ever get tired of the F-bomb while watching the Sopranos?

Classic. Attempt pseudo-intellectual critique of Elizabethan English: misunderstand what the quote means. Please — tell me more about how to be an effective writer.