Why be professional? Cons never used to be professional. Eff it. It's a weekend of buying comic book merchandise and taking selfies with ass cracks.

Found the frustrated nerd!

Nope. I mean, what you're saying is plausible — but it's just not factual. I was there when we returned sovereignty.

Nope. That's just not what happened. I was in the room.

I was there for four years. There was never any effort to get the oil — therefore no war for oil. I actually learned to game on a hacked ps2 I bought from another diplomat in the US embassy.

Wat. Not sure if stupid...

He didn’t say anything about violence. But it’s such an absurd fantasy. The letter writer isn’t capable of independently assessing an AWFUL situation; there’s zero chance he can turn himself into a master abuser and turn the tables for vengeance.

For what it's worth, I care — and would have cared in that context.

Dude. It was a great joke. Keep rocking!

That’s actually irrelevant legally. They could have used the funds to start a dog rescue.

The specifics of the business venture and association is irrelevant. They're violating any number of copyrights and trademarks. It is what it is.

You're definitely already violating their intellectual property rights; it's just a matter of what they'd choose to do in response.

You understand incorrectly.

Two years later and this is still a super cool story, bro! Hope you haven’t had to (accidentally) go to Texas again! Stay classy!

Agreed. Especially your point about Nintendo.

They're the heroes we deserve.

Then you're a racist. Enjoy.

This is a perfect example of how unfunny typical Australians really are. I blame Baz Lurman and an unhealthy fascination with the castle.

It really does suck that your personal shit was exploited for pageviews by a blog. Especially one that purports to champion a cause that's clearly dear to you. I really sympathize.

Right. This site exists only to criticize the enemy — which is to say, heterosexual men. How dare they even question an educated queer goddess. She gets a free pass from any mistakes, and we should never question her wisdom. It's heretical. When men enjoy naked women for money it's gross. When gay women do it, it's…