Catering to the pavement apes.

I think I am a racist sadist and a corporate fascist! But my actual job title is “Environmental Scientist”. Holy shit!

Are these public corporations, if so I need to invest.

As a white male, I am a full supporter of fascism. The vast majority of the population is dumb as shit, and should be sterilized at the least.

Hey, whitey has been kicking ass for about 500 years. Look at what happened after the Europeans left Africa, now it is all a total shithole.

Well, as an employee of a corporation, that is a good thing I suppose.

Hmm, I seem to be unaware of all these oil pipeline spills. I’m all for environmental protection, but the fact is, pipelines are actually extremely safe.

As a middle class suburban white guy, my life is exactly the same as it was when Obama was president.

Eh, the army is mostly comprised of the scum of the earth anyway. All volunteer armies are.

No more handouts on the first of the month.

Yeah a great accomplishment, rioting and looting because a cop killed a worthless thug. Way to go Ferguson.

No they’ll be in prison or dead.

Schools are obsolete anyway. You can learn anything you want by just reading or researching stuff on the internet. Otherwise, you can be a ditch digger.

I don’t know, it seems like dictatorships were better for all those multiethnic regions. Tito held Yugoslavia together nicely, now it is essentially a bunch of third world countries. The Austrian Empire was pretty good, now all those Balkan states are more or less hellholes. Once you let the natives loose they soon…

Couldn’t they just do the same as they normally do? Why would it matter? The kids aren’t going to die because they missed a day of school.

Eh, just use bing, or whatever the Microsoft thing is.

Not a Patriots fan, but he was a sixth round pick.

Damn, I need a job were I can just write the same thing over and over again and get paid.

Nothing is normal, there is no normal, or any such thing as good or evil. Survival of the fittest is all that matters.

Sounds good!