When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

So you're saying that this movie isn't 100% accurate? I'm shocked that a movie where Apes talk and wield heavy weapons would take some liberties with facts.

Cloverfield is considered good now? I really liked it, but from what I remember of the general response to it, isn't that a bit revisionist?

DoFP was awesome

Maybe you're in fact happier than I, I wish that I lived the sort of life where I had nothing better to worry about than the fact that other people are trying to be nice to someone I've never met. How dare people do something so self serving as giving to others. By far the biggest invasion of a person's privacy that I…

Have you ever read one of Will's reviews before? He uses 90% of his words to harp on what he didn't like about a film, even films he admits he actually likes.

Your first sentence is wrong, wrong, wrong. Hot Fuzz is easily one of my favorite movies of all time and I much prefer it to Shaun of the Dead. It's a great riff on the typical buddy cop movie and the ending shoot-out is lots of fun. I'd rant more but I have to try and beat traffic....