This is an issue for me, because I’ve always questioned to what degree “Walking Simulators” are really games. This has been a pet peeve of mine since Myst, and I’m not convinced that something like The Stanley Parable has more in common with, I dunno, Candy Crush than it does a Choose your Own Adventure book.

“I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. The Big Dog has truly come to claim his yard”

Notably, Blitzchung’s 6 month suspension still stands.

WeWork is just trying to follow their new “stick to esports” mandate

MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME!

Fixed! 

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

and again, I feel obligated to point out that I am not making this up—the woman who sang “How Much Is That Doggy in the Window?”

I don’t want to minimize or gloss over anyone’s problems. I agree that first guy needs to stay away from that woman. But...

When you someone Australian man eat shit

My username is sardonic and I agree he’s dig himself into a hole these days, but pretending Kanye isn’t a one of the most lauded and successful artists of the 21st century is some mad revisionist nonsense. 

Above, we see a Columbian white-faced Capuchin monkey beating the hell out of a glass panel

In before reading:

lol. check out this dork

Excuse me? The best lightsaber fight was in A New Hope, when Darth Vader and Obi-wan Kenobi cross swords a couple of times and then it just kind of stops.

I’m just here for the comments where someone tries to defend NOT installing a free client that doesn’t effect them in the least, and how I’m the idiot for not seeing “the truth”.

I once was attempting to robo-trip with my college girlfriend - y’know drinking way too much robotussin so that we could fry balls (not recommended!) - and we ended up at a Fazolis. My spaghetti proceeded to mouth the words my girlfriend was speaking and I’ve never, ever come close to wanting to eat that again.

You’re wrong. The best Captain is Benjamin “ Don’t Fuck With The” Sisko.

Man, there may have only been 10 people in that audience, but every one of them went on to call Trump a racist too. 

i mean, total transparency, she has never seemed sated afterwards.