Ted Cruz still looks like a serial killer.

It is, indeed, an awesome symbol but it doesn’t exactly allow scaling very much.

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

I’m Asian, I’ve heard the maxim all my life. I just didn’t expect it to ever happen to me.

I feel like any guy who hasn’t gotten a date in years and wants to date despite his “sparkling” personality and grooming habits is always totally oblivious to his own personality.

Could you go ahead and bulletpoint that for me, please?

Not to mention, why the hell is The D.E.N.N.I.S. System so low?! And Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass. ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!!!!!!!!

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

Produce your BC diploma or the three box tops you sent in to get it or your take has no credibility.

I thought they couldn’t move any picks currently due to their cap situation. Or I could’ve been really drunk at the bar last night and just imagined reading that on the screen.

The mailbox was Haldeman.

Suffered is a strong word in this case, my friend.

The wins of a Jerry Reuss? The career ERA of a Dock Ellis? The strikeout total of a Mickey Lolich? The critical thinking of a Ted Nugent? What’s not to like?

Current Canadian socialist here: I don’t lose half of my income to taxes. Nowhere near, actually. And I get health care taken care of, fully. And I don’t worry about which public school my kids go to because they’re all, more-or-less, pretty great. And on and on. I’m kind of pumped this guy moved to the States,…

50 years on and Musburger’s hot take game is as strong as ever.

“Transport the basketball”? Someone’s been reading The Book of Basketball Rings by Ted Cruz.

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Tired of all the spiders in the real one?

Is there some kind of fund set up that we can donate to, to make sure these people can buy alcohol meant for drinking?