Sounds like someone’s gunning for a cabinet position.

It never fails to amaze how sports leagues are capable of swift, decisive action when the purpose is to be a bunch of dickbags.

I have no idea what a fair assessment of Strong’s performance as coach is. But if college football were what it pretends to be, wouldn’t this basically be validation that he was having a positive impact in a lot of young student’s lives and, therefore, should be kept around?

“prestigious institution”

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Obviously we should briefly move to Mexico, renounce our American citizenship, and then come back here for all those sweet giveaways.

“I wish Frankie were dead.”

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

SNACKTAKU FOUL.

As a Division III school, Mount Union can only offer need-based aid. As in, “The football team needs a left tackle.”

I feel sorry for those Mount Union guys.

Unions are really having a rough week.

Remember when the NCAA sanctioned Ohio State for its players selling things they owned?

nah

Just knowing that the Pi can be counted to more than 3 decimals makes anyone smarter than 85% of the GOP.

It seems like Lebron helped create this atmosphere of speaking out and participating in social/political causes amongst his NBA counterparts, and goddamn it’s great to see someone with that stature take risks by doing so. He is the anti-Jordan and it’s awesome.

I agree with Blizzard on this. It’s the right choice. Have you tried playing Goldeneye this century? That game is TERRIBLE.

Every World Cup, pundits ask what would happen if our best athletes chose soccer. Now we know.

Hillary is way more of a mainstream republican than trump ever was