Sounds like someone’s gunning for a cabinet position.

It never fails to amaze how sports leagues are capable of swift, decisive action when the purpose is to be a bunch of dickbags.

I have no idea what a fair assessment of Strong’s performance as coach is. But if college football were what it pretends to be, wouldn’t this basically be validation that he was having a positive impact in a lot of young student’s lives and, therefore, should be kept around?

“prestigious institution”

Lol.

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Obviously we should briefly move to Mexico, renounce our American citizenship, and then come back here for all those sweet giveaways.

“I wish Frankie were dead.”

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

SNACKTAKU FOUL.

Snowden’s a white man, so I’d say it’s increased. Plus, he could probably help Trump deal with the problem of “the cyber”.

4-8 is cute. With the Supreme Court we are talking about a generation or more. Pray that RBG can hold out. I’ve offered to prop her up from behind Weekend at Bernie’s style.

As a Division III school, Mount Union can only offer need-based aid. As in, “The football team needs a left tackle.”

I feel sorry for those Mount Union guys.

Unions are really having a rough week.

Remember when the NCAA sanctioned Ohio State for its players selling things they owned?

nah

“It will always be Burma to me.”

Just knowing that the Pi can be counted to more than 3 decimals makes anyone smarter than 85% of the GOP.