CURSES! This gamer just spent 90 of their own dollars on soft core, barely legal fap bait they literally could have gotten anywhere else on the internet for free! Our Progressive Agenda has been foiled once again! Clearly this gamer is FAR to clever for us Social Justice Warriors! Retreat my SJWs, to the Justice…

It’ll cost you $90 and whatever dignity you still have left after a couple of years of barfing the phrase “social justice” all over the Internet.

What if our best athletes played Kabaddi?

Skrillex69 at that. Somewhat related, I had a really sad old man moment last night when I was reading comments about a character in a game who has the ability called Bangarang. Everybody in the comments is like “Bangarang! anybody else get this reference?!” And I’m like heeeeelll yeah bangarang. I used to watch Hook…

Just saw this:

But we’re just talking about practice, not the game, practice.

Eve Online is the best game I never want to play.

I’ve been licking airplane armrests for years and haven’t gotten sick yet.

Mars is the only place you should have those annoying, expensive, sleep-depriving snotballs of entitlement.

Cinci for “‘Good’ academics?”

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

The real mystery here isn’t how EA could make such a simple mistake, but how did Sunderland win their opening 3 games?

Look at this humblebraggin’ motherfucker over here.

I plan on having my children memorize the Litany Against Fear so they’re able to completely freak out their kindergarten teacher when they inevitably do something that warrants getting sent to the principal. Nothing creepier than a five year old quietly intoning that “Fear is the mindkiller” as they get marched down…

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

I’m still stunned every time someone says they eat Subway.

this is never the correct take

I still maintain the best tombstone would have been BILLY MAYS HERE