The real mystery here isn’t how EA could make such a simple mistake, but how did Sunderland win their opening 3 games?

Look at this humblebraggin’ motherfucker over here.

I plan on having my children memorize the Litany Against Fear so they’re able to completely freak out their kindergarten teacher when they inevitably do something that warrants getting sent to the principal. Nothing creepier than a five year old quietly intoning that “Fear is the mindkiller” as they get marched down…

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

I’m reminded of this

No. We should honor them quietly and in the early morning hours.

No one is saying he isn’t allowed to do this. We’re saying it’s fucking stupid.

Nope. If you’re running a sandwich shop, and you run out of pickles, you are obligated to close up shop for the day.

I’m still stunned every time someone says they eat Subway.

this is never the correct take

I still maintain the best tombstone would have been BILLY MAYS HERE

No. Shaq’s place is everywhere.

what i pulled away from this was “ wait..... theres a runescape esports team?... wh..why?”

I’ve got to be honest, with all that’s happened in the last few years (and probably more importantly, the way that the police unions and rank-and-file cops have responded to criticism) I’m not even sure it’s “most cops.” I’ll grant “a lot” or even “many,” but the way that the police unions circle the wagons to…

yes it’s very helpful to have “BEST ANIME WAIFUS xXx” constantly on the front page of steam, super informative!

There’s audacity, and then there’s “we’ve ended racism, let’s go home” audacity.

special attack is 2 sawed off shotguns

Is there a fighter right now that doesn’t have embarrassing boob/ass costumes?

Chhetri closes the piece by justifying the relevance of “Smashers Against Sexual Assault,” arguing that “Sexual assault isn’t a women’s issue, or a gaming issue, or a men’s issue. It’s a human issue. Do your part to keep our Smash scene safe.”