If you think Google is the only one using your data in their favor, I have some news for you.

I’m reminded of this

Do you look at that monstrous bottom bezel and just ask the question, “Why?”

No. We should honor them quietly and in the early morning hours.

No one is saying he isn’t allowed to do this. We’re saying it’s fucking stupid.

Nope. If you’re running a sandwich shop, and you run out of pickles, you are obligated to close up shop for the day.

I’m still stunned every time someone says they eat Subway.

this is never the correct take

I still maintain the best tombstone would have been BILLY MAYS HERE

This really isn’t an “exclusive” The only thing “exclusive” about it is that Verizon is the only store you can walk into and purchase it from. You can order it online form Google Play and either pay it outright or $27/month like it was stated.

If you don’t like Zombie Gawker you can git out.

No. Shaq’s place is everywhere.

what i pulled away from this was “ wait..... theres a runescape esports team?... wh..why?”

If they follow kinja deals, they can get some Anker products which are on sale 100% of the time, just an idea.

People meet fuck, and sometimes, they meet second time to fuck more, then it blossoms into, want to get something to eat after we fuck?

Maybe you’re just ugly.

1) That’s actually 45,645.
2) Stop judging me.
3) Help.

They’re inStalin it right now.

There’s audacity, and then there’s “we’ve ended racism, let’s go home” audacity.