You know a lot about locks! Love it.

How the hell is drinking whisky so low on this list?

Sometimes mixups just happen when you’re attempting to sedate a police horse.

I find the ketamine one completely accurate.

If you’re not including literally every Chinese airport, you’re missing the boat. China leads the world in flight delays due to most of Chinese airspace being exclusively available to the military. I don’t find the Shanghai airport particularly offensive despite the delays, but the airports in second and third tier…

That's a great book. If you're going true crime, that and Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets are the two best I've read.

He’s probably just gone off on a huge coke and hookers bender. It happens.

Or hurling. Hurling us just bonkers and I can't believe we're letting them keep that sport to themselves.

In the 90s I had way more dramatic problems, but lately ARPGs have absolutely hated me. On both my Surface Pro 3 and my gaming desktop, Diablo III and Grim Dawn have both had the same problem: while in full screen, the mouse pointer can move, but you can't see its movement.

Yeah, if someone wants to use this, I demand opaque bottles.

Kendall Pollard is a hoss.

People don't know that Youngstown is in Ohio? Huh.

During the Dayton-BSU game last night, this one fooled the announcers bungled this one. He listed Dayton's win over Miami as a good win. Beating the Redhawks (no, I won't stylize with a capital H, shut that shit down Miami) hasn't been particularly challenging lately.

I don't think that would get called a foul in 90% of end of game situations. The refs were flaky as hell all game anyway. Sibert's third foul, which entirely changed the game, was a phantom foul. There were bad calls both ways. The refs couldn't seem to decide if they wanted to call it super tight or not at all.

Powerful entrenched taxi lobbies. That's pretty much all.

All right, which assholes are buying Keystone Light instead of the High Life? Cut that shit out.

Carlsberg and Tiger are my two least favorite beers, and they're both insanely popular in Asia seemingly on the strength of unimaginable marketing budgets.

I actually really want an Indian traffic mod now.

On the contrary, Tiger is extremely friendly and welcoming to attractive available women ages 19-35

I'd probably go with the Hot Rod. However, Jericho's Man of 1,004 Holds promo remains the best thing ever. Let's see, he's got the arm bar . . .