Nope, Brian checked. That's the best one.

Victoria Bitter is considered terrible beer for poor people. I enjoyed it fairly well, though.

I have tattoos, and I'm totally low-class. I'm with FollowMeToFreedom!

Don't besmirch Chris Johnson!

Nah, but it does make it sound more like a police blotter. Probably would have been better to go with "white female" though.

What kind of lazy script writer decided to call this guy Spike O'Sullivan?

Not giving a fuck is actually the ultimate dating strategy. I'm nothing special, but women seem attracted to how little I care about the whole thing. The only trick is to be sincere about your lack of caring because people will notice if you're just putting on a show.

Yup, and I'm going to buy Master of Magic in the third format I've purchased it in (floppies, CD, digital)!

I would have gone with the Beef O'Brady's Bowl, but yours is one fine comment.

Give him another couple of years for continually calling himself Afroduck.

The game I've come back to the most over the years is Master of Magic. It's still my favorite 4x game. They're are plenty of options but nothing too complex.

Rebirth is amazing. I probably played somewhere around a thousand hours of the original, and it's looking like I'll spend even more on Rebirth.

You're in for a treat. Vagrant Story is my favorite JRPG ever. If there is one game I'd like to see Square Enix do an HD update of, Vagrant Story would benefit the most. The style of the game is gorgeous, but it would really benefit from some nicer textures.

5th Avenue is way better than Butterfinger. Who's with me!? No one, eh?

I already have something for that! Alcohol!

Or they should receive serious counseling.

Well, at least they got rid of that awkward faux-3D shading.

Muscle Bomber - The Body Explosion is about the worst name ever, but in a completely hilarious way. I think sticking with it may have had a chilling effect on sales.

Those would be some sad people, but you're probably right about their existence.

One can hope!