Or they should receive serious counseling.

Well, at least they got rid of that awkward faux-3D shading.

Muscle Bomber - The Body Explosion is about the worst name ever, but in a completely hilarious way. I think sticking with it may have had a chilling effect on sales.

Those would be some sad people, but you're probably right about their existence.

One can hope!

Well, I'd be reassured if the beef patty weren't white.

Yourcomment is very tiger wood there.

Rushdown and whiffing commands is my play style. I'm just the worst at fighting games.

Well guess I should actually go to some Sharks games this year.

Well, people clearly aren't eating enough pastrami.

My favorite part is using ethics in gaming journalism as a cover (which is all it is, especially considering all the rage directed at Gawker and Vox rather than IGN and Gamespot).

One of the conditions for the Nomura take on Miku was that he not change her outfit – which might explain the lack of zippers. Nomura took the assignment one step further and had Square Enix's CG movie production team, Visual Works, create a CG video of the character. "I'm a designer, not an illustrator, so I 'design…

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The Tsingtao in the green bottle is pretty bad. The Tsingtao in the small brown bottle is totally acceptable.

I genuinely wish the High Life were available in China. When I go back to the states, I actually seek it out. Goes great with too many glasses of Jameson.

I would tend to agree with you. Wiz is a (hilariously) terrible name, but aping European football conventions is just embarrassing.

Nooooo, SNK can't even develop anything more complex than a pachinko machine. KoF 14 is just a fantasy.

Seek help.

Mildly disappointing but not that surprising. I'm glad you survived!

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