I can't believe they put Battle Mode on the normal tracks. It makes so little sense.

Thanks for triggering my PTSD.

Give the almond shavings a break; they're the only thing in there that's even remotely healthy.

Maybe he's just a big drinking fan!

Legos can make anything more interesting, even the Bible!

Don't give up! I present to you the Shanghai Humanity Hospital (brought to you by the Human Fund: Money for People!). I was too pessimistic to click "About Humanity".

It's not like he specifically told us not to play Lee Greenwood's "Proud to Be an American" on loop throughout all this cooking.

Athletic Bilbao! They're sticking to their homegrown/Basque player policy, are the only team other than Barcelona and Real Madrid to never be relegated, and they somehow managed to qualify for the Champions League for next season.

I haven't played that one, so I don't really have an opinion, but I do have a strong negative impression of the box art.

This is among the most hyperbolic articles I've ever read.

I can understand where you're coming from. I'm American, and I cheer for any Canadian team that lasts the longest.

Yes, let's not leave all the cannibalism to the Thenns.

I've never seen a finer deal!

Thanks, Ellen! Now I just want a bunch of e.

I'm onboard. I am willing to admit that I have no insight or special knowledge about this. There is absolutely no way I would know who is in the right.

I think serious dredge is a fantastic description of 8's story. And don't get me started on the draw system . . .

Looks to me like those are probably different options for using in adventure mode. They probably change the scenario of what goes on.

Couldn't agree more. Any time someone can work a wide stance or hiking the Appalachian Trail reference in, they deserve our applause.

I was also too cool for prom, but I actually wish I had a story of spectacularly failing to get laid. As an adult who can have sex at pretty much any time, that is of much greater value than getting some action at prom.

I'm actually surprised they made the initial decision. They've been great at avoiding anti-consumer bullshit with the PS4 until now. Glad they reversed the decision.