I was also a huge Kim Chee fan!

AKI Man: Greatest wrestler of all time.

I like to think that they're taking the name of the lord in vain from frustration. "Jesus! Kyoufu no Bio Monster"

Don't give this tool any publicity without pointing out the allegations of massive corruption against him and his temple, which is really just a tourist attraction and about as spiritual as Disney World, or maybe Disney California Adventure.

You don't really have to watch these things all the way to the end to figure out if they're porn, guy. The laws against porn in China are so draconian that just about anything counts as porn anyway.

You don't know where this world's axis is! I'm assuming it's not like Earth's, and it's got some funky sidespin going for it.

The Nexus 5 has enough muscle to power a Dreamcast emulator? What a strange new world.

Dead on. Jack Gleeson made that character delightfully hatable.

I will never get over the defeat of Dr. Eve Gruntfest. It was the Dr. that really put it over the top.

That sounds like fun sexy times.

Will any of these characters be dating Segata Sanshiro? Did you guys know that Sega Saturn is white!?

I liked how hit was in quotation marks. Probably the highlight of the story for me.

Just keep digging that hole.

Please please please don't let this happen to Roman Polanski.

Blurminates the peasants!

Who do you think you are!? You're Hulk Hogan!

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That Korean-speaking Sorceress sounds super perky.

Seems okay to me. I doubt they can use any of the art assets or much of the code.

My university had Sherman Alexie speak at commencement. I think I'd prefer that.