I read this whole article yesterday but it started bothering me today... Are there any privates other than front privates? I don’t think of the butt as a private anyway. I guess I’ve always thought all clothes should cover all privates unless you’re at burning man or some equivalent. Paula Deen is blowing my mind.

Yeah, well it's all fun and games until you wind up in a Siberian gulag because you forgot Pootie-poot's birthday.

Am I the only person who kinda wished he bought it at a thrift shop?

I call this Dottie Sandusky Syndrome....husband a deeply disturbed serial sexual predator? Enable, enable, enable, then deny, deny, deny

Thank you. I’ve watched maybe 2 full episodes of that show in my whole life but my hate for Ruthie is so deep.

I have read frequently that women used to have far fewer periods in earlier years, so perhaps we didn’t go through menopause historically or perhaps our menopause correlated much more closely (given shorter lifespans) with actual end of life? Same with men, they are theoretically able to reproduce up until they die, I…

“FromFrontToBike”.... Not sure if this is a typo or a dirty phrase I need to look up on Urban Dictionary

Oh come on, Trump wasn’t always old and repulsive... Once upon a time he was young and repulsive. Also I’d like to commend her for naming her protagonist like a Zoolander villain

I feel like Hoda Kotb is within reach. I believe in you. Please post all your adventures with you and your bff, hoda, on Instagram. I once made sorta-friends with a celeb on twitter, so it’s possible.

Ahhh the Lillian Vernon catalog was pure crack to young me. I wanted everything... Total highlight of my life when it came in the mail (Avon catalog was a close second). RIP Lillian, I hope your celestial robes are already monogrammed and waiting for you!

Stuart & his mom, Dot, and Mrs. Swan

The “punishment” should be that they can no longer make the next Pirates installment. Win win, amiright?

My eye doctor has signsgns in his office bathroom that says don’t flush pads, tampons, or ADULT DIAPERS. WTF is wrong with people? Those are huge, where would you think that fits in a toilet?

Truth! A Ghost Map remains one of the best books I’ve ever read for sheer fascination. So so interesting!

I think those are river otters or Asian Small Clawed Otters, I’m not sure they are the shellfish crushing/sea critter sexual assaulters. They may have problems but I’m pretty sure the adorable sociopaths are sea otters. Please someone correct me if I’m wrong. My otter-knowledge is limited.

That would make that movie straight up amazing!

I consider myself a decent, moral, highly educated person but damn if I don’t laugh at Poot Lovato every single time.

Oh I almost forgot, cried like a baby over Bingbong

In 7th grade we had a weekly current events trivia game. My team always won because I had a subscription to Newsweek and was always up on the news (yeah, I was*that* kid). One week shortlylyly before my parents and I moved I/my team lost at the trivia game and completely lost my shit in front of my whole class, just…

Let’s not forget she was the first person to have her Irish citizenship recognized (as opposed to being listed as English) upon paying her US citizenship exam. This woman is a legend, she will be missed