The summer after my senior year in high school I went to a farm that was attached to a Catholic monastery to work. This is important because A) I was required to work in the gardens for part of each day; and B) I was expected to keep silence until noon meal every day. One day I was asked to clean out a bunch of old…

Not necessarily sacrilegious, but I visited the Vietnam memorial when I was 14 with my 8th grade class. I wouldn’t let anyone take a picture with me there as it felt like taking a happy picture at a memorial to a war that fundamentally changed a generation for the worse was inappropriate and disrespectful. I saw and…

The only one I knew was Chanel West Coast because she’s on Ridiculousness, that glorious perfect piece of low class entertainment I love so very dearly.

I went to a friend’s dad’s funeral. He was a very devout Marian Catholic so naturally there was a rosary at the viewing. That’s fine, I don’t mind rosaries but the priest was like Jacob Silj, that Will Ferrell character with voice immodulation. It was like everyone sitting quietly then ...HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE. I’ve…

So the pooper is Colin Quinn?

They’ve been doing this in the Portland, Oregon area for a couple weeks. Doesn’t seem to intrusive. Even though you’re correct that the 16 year old ticket taker probably isn’t experienced enough to spot a weapon sometimes just slowing people down and making them think about security measures is probably enough to…

So it seems that no matter how many times we say it and hashtag it and yell it from the rooftops some lives still don’t matter, Reeva Steenkamp’s life in particular. This makes me angry, but it makes me even more sad and discouraged.

I came here just to say that!

No offense to Cheban but clearly Baby Patrick Bateman needs to get out more if he prefers him to Simon Huck.

If you have sex to number one is it called a Jurassic Pork? (I’ll see myself out)

So Hef is mad that Holly didn’t enjoy his quaalude-fueled, incontinent old male fantasy world? After watching Hef eat his umpteenth bowl of tomato soup while wearing his old man bathrobe and Captain and Tennille hat while the “Girls Next Door” shook their tatas in Vegas is hard not to imagine that it would be any…

Aren’t all of Katy Perry’s possible arguments rendered invalid by the fact that she willingly married Russell Brand?

No one can talk about terrible pictures unless they are Kristie Alley

No, he’s a living Dick Tracy villain — tiny face huge head, voice like he perpetually has a phlegm bubble in his throat. (I’m judging you Jennifer Aniston). I might, however, with Jon Favreau on the strength of his directing Elf alone.

So his parents gave him a name virtually certain to get him beat up in school, then other people put him in charge of the most popular sporting event in the world... It’s like they were trying to create a supervillain. *waits for The Avengers: Age of FIFA*

I refuse to watch this unless it also stars Tonkerbell. Half fairy, half fly...

You can tell your feminist teenage self to take comfort in the fact that Sandra Gilbert (of Madwoman in the Attic fame) is a patient, kind, gem of a person. And her boyfriend is seriously “old-man cute”. I had lunch with her and a stack of insanely self-centered English professors, and she handled their incessant…