But he held a female coworker hostage and forced her to interact with him....

The most prized thing in my spice cabinet is some paprika I brought back from Hungary.

Saw an interview in which he said the only time he works out to get that ripped is when he’s being paid to. Otherwise he just does things like climbing and surfing to stay in shape.

And such a stupid one at that. Man pulls (diabolical but harmless and actually kind of funny) prank on woman-friend. Both laugh about it. He’s “cancelled.”

My parents were also lifelong Republicans. My mother came into a lot of (surprise) money when her parents died and you’d think that’d make her more Republican. But both of them have voted straight Democrat since the first Obama administration. They complain about their high taxes, sure, but they also understand and…

“...compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.”

Important question: what is the best way for fat white men to wear their pants? Above the fat, like fat white man on the left? Or below the fat, like fat white man on the right? What are the pros and cons of these options?

These statements always confuse me as to how they can be so convincing to some. “That’s not the man I knew” Well, yeah. You obviously didn’t know him like you thought then. Thanks for proving the point that abusers aren’t what they seem.

we’re finished,” he said.

Only movie I’ve slept through in the theater was T2. But I was 5 so don’t judge too hard. I’ve since made up for it.

Looks like that right eye is sprouting.

Her Twitter posts are always flooded with shit like that from scared horny white men. Plus the occasional “centrist” liberal shitpost. Hope she doesn’t pay too much mind to them.

Wasn’t this a Veep plot line? Not a good indicator.

Or the fake mustache at the bottom of the box you can wear as a disguise to go vote again!

New testi, mate?

Shouldn’t they be praising the lord instead of praising the board?

Also maybe we should stop with the indiscriminate military hero worship.

Exactly. Only reason this was a “thing” was because Crenshaw is a veteran. So we have to bring military lovers to orgasm if we insult him. 

Because we don’t dare say anything bad about military personnel, past or present, regardless of how shitty they are.

I don’t like the whole mocking a veteran and being flipped into Not Supporting Our Troops nonsense. Especially with the current administration doing very little to, you know, actually support troops and veterans.