But that sweet sweet false accusation money.

I avoid Hartsfield at all costs. At. All. Costs.

Even the doctored video clearly shows he was reacting to that intern trying to forcefully grab the mic from him.

I’ve long since passed the point of wanting a total ban. Guess the best I can do is move somewhere where this shit doesn’t happen.

Cue the “it was just a handgun not an AR-15 so what now libtards”and “California has strict gun laws so what now libtards” arguments.

So that’s why some of my cases were reset. Cool. Cool cool cool.

Are the various “Silo” accounts tomato? I managed to get one of them kicked off but I’ve seen at least one other ungrayed. 

My job is law enforcement adjacent and we constantly get thrown under the bus for their fuck ups (rather, their blatant policy violations). My boss summed it up very nicely at a recent meeting: Who’s going to stop them?

I (likely) passed a gallstone once and could barely walk for a week. We’re not worthy.

gee no shit

Sidenote: because of how software works, you don’t know if the system recorded the vote for Beto, but just displayed the name for Ted, or actually voted for Ted, or got everything completely wrong. This is an utter clusterfuck.

Supposedly my uncle wants to run for office in my state. State rep or some other such position. I have all my stories lined up to “leak” to the press. I use quotes because it honestly won’t take much digging to find out, if the local media did it on their own. Like some shit that could be real high profile and damaging…

When I was a kid I was on an international flight, some guy kept harassing another man’s wife and the husband did end up beating the shit out of the other guy in the aisle. As a kid it was terrifying and someone else could have definitely got hurt. And we were over the Atlantic so we were stuck.

Also opening the story with “it may sound silly at first...”

It’s also their job. Why make them jeopardize their employment just because most people don’t consider it a “real” job?

They want to bemoan the lack of civility? Wait til that old fuck dies and we start partying in the streets.

We had tornado drills all the time in school and all of us were stuffed into the football locker room, in all its B.O. glory. Seriously, who cares where people go as long as they’re accounted for? Are they really worried about rogue penises or vaginas during a drill.

I did come forward to my high school swim coach immediately after a teammate grabbed my breasts. You know what happened? Not a goddamn thing. There’s a message for you, teenage girls.

I’ve never wanted so many people in the same room to fucking die and rot in hell. 

What the fuck is wrong with her anyway. She have Parkinson’s?