What are the odds generic and onions are the same person

If they scrub identifying info from their records (and I mean actually do that) sure. There’s nothing coded in DNA that identifies you. Meaning, if there’s nothing to compare it to it’s just DNA. You’re sending in identifying information about yourself to 23andMe and the like. They put a name to the DNA. Same for…

Crikey

Ate this baby in Hawaii recently.

And my local news site ran with this headline:

clearly demonstrate how seriously our department views their actions,” Harrison wrote.

Pretty much sounds like hate to me

Two of my coworkers are dating each other - and if you think that’s not enough of a bad decision just wait. One week the man was out of work, called in every day. The woman goes around telling people (unsolicited) that he’s just so so sick. Meanwhile the idiot man is posting photos on Facebook of some car show he’s at…

haven’t you at one time or another considered what would happen with the right girl and the right mix of vodka and chloroform?”

In a rush once I bought what I thought was mayo but it wasn’t until I’d gone through about half the bottle that I realized it was veganaise. It was delicious.

I took Cipro for a bad UTI and for days I couldn’t get up off the sofa. I cycled between anxiety, paranoia, depression like symptoms. Barely ate anything and cried non-stop. I have never felt like that before or since; it was awful. Actually stopped taking it after about 4 days and felt almost instant relief from all…

And by that I mean “found” “new” “suspects”

Honestly my first thought. That or they found new suspects who are black.

I always put milksteak on my list of favorite things.

My profiles were always composed of obscure lines from films and tv shows. It was good at weeding out poor matches and made for some engaging conversations. Good marks went to the people who could play off of them. High marks went to the people who could recognize the quote(s) (or at least Google them).

“Flatline, Gary”

the reason it’s unclear if Longenecker was struck and killed by the bulldozer is that Longenecker, because of his age, could have had a heart attack while fleeing through the dense thicket.”

Went to France with the family during the whole freedom fries nonsense. Got stopped by a reporter (my father has earned the nickname Clark Griswold while vacationing so we were easy to spot) who asked if we were hesitant to travel there at the time. My dad gave a good answer (basically that that shit was stupid while…

Yeah I think a lot of people aren’t understanding the point of the WHO initiative.