Yeah I had to reread some parts because of that.

You mean the world? I agree.

greater equality, dignity, and opportunity to all Americans, regardless of race or background.

She has a thesaurus she can’t use.

Mmmm I love me some MIGAs

I wanna play!

Why haven’t all the dwaynes been banned already. Sick of reading his vile shit.

Bernadette Peters obviously.

Mine’s a polar bear named Frederick.

I can’t very well put my baby elephant in the cargo hold Janet.

President Donald Trump said in a statement following the vote.

Not to sum up such a complicated matter with a stupid gif but I have never understood this feeling more:

I almost ran over a guy and his kid when they ran across the crosswalk as I was going through a 4-way stop. Just darted out of nowhere. There are no pedestrian lights but man why are you running? Not giving people much time to react.

(Laura Dern and Baron Davis are the standard-bearers there)

Arcade Fire should have won for Funeral imo. Though I enjoyed The Suburbs.

“I’ve never been a spy myself”

Right up my alley! Recently been on a Design Home binge. I’m most definitely an expert interior decorator now.

Very important question: what Simpsons game??

Early 3rd season I think when he breaks up with Mikey (spoiler)

Not gonna lie, I made it after watching that episode.