They literally save the world

They literally save the world

I have no idea if this is sleep paralysis but I occasionally (rarely thankfully) have dreams where someone walks into my bedroom while I’m in bed, usually in the morning before getting up. Sometimes it’s someone I know, like one of my parents. They don’t last long, what seems like less than a minute maybe. It feels…

The fucking spider! I had one of those recently. Spring out of bed, strip the sheets off and check every inch. I know it’s always a dream because my room is too dark to be able to see a spider crawling on the duvet. Yes. Always a dream.

Totally agree. Even Hostel I could get in to. After that, shock value wore off.

Personally I don’t even categorize things like Saw as horror. I don’t know what I’d call them but not that. I guess the common name for that genre is torture porn. 

Irate and looking for my passport.

Definitely.

This is why I can’t get mad when my dog sleeps on my head. Something oddly comforting about the weight of a 15 pound schnoodle.

This is why I can’t get mad when my dog sleeps on my head. Something oddly comforting about the weight of a 15 pound…

Past few days I have spent an incredible amount of time googling, youtubing, etc. the best BO and MO moments. AKA all of them. I can’t tell whether it makes me feel better or worse.

There will always be the internet. It will not be forgotten. Is that any consolation though?

I hope that if this ever happens to me I have the courage to do what Miriam Margolyes said she did when on the Graham Norton show. She turned around and screamed “WILL YOU TAKE YOUR COCK OUT OF MY ASS?!”

That’s how these men “pursue relationships” huh

There’s some conflicting reports on the expert’s testimony but I chalk it up to those journalists not understanding what she was saying and why. His profile is consistent with a mixture found on the girl’s pajamas but they can’t conclusively say it’s him. They provide a statistic which means it was good enough to,…

Here I thought the ebola outbreak was. Damn.

It’s like that one corn pop that is burned and you throw out. Pretty cutting metaphor if you ask me.

Here’s my question then: when?

Was watching Final Destination the other day for some reason and thought huh I didn’t know Chris Evans was in this then looked it up and it’s the guy from Roswell.

Not gonna be relieved until I hear the procedure is done. Those fuckers will stop at nothing to force women to give birth.

I know what happened. Someone went through all his posts from the beginning of time, taking one word from each post. Like that fridge poetry stuff. Definitely.