My three-year-old son had been wearing his Paw Patrol T-shirt for a few weeks before I noticed something

Isn’t this tip a little obscure? Sort of like “Best way to get yourself out of quicksand - just use a JETPACK!”

Arousal detection?

Duck Season! Wabbit Season! Duck Season!! WABBIT SEASON!!

Bla bla Office 365 bla bla

I find telling my parents my plans the worst thing I can do if I want to maintain enthusiasm. When I was considering changing career, they undermined, undermined, and undermined. Even when they seemed to have stopped, and I looked for something else, my dad managed to ruin the momentum for something else.

And come August, JPay plans to introduce its own app store

Let them all do whatever drugs and doping they want. They’re doing them anyways. Just have them publish what they’ve done at the end of the season and the results. Instead of driving it underground, make it open and available to the medical community so the results can be applied to the sick and injured. Imagine the…

As a Redditor who could care less about this whole mess, it’s been like going to a restaurant where you just want to sit down for a salad, and the patrons are screaming for the head chef to be fired because they kicked some customers out for pooping in a booth you’ve never seen and fired one of the nice waitresses…

“We should probably keep those, they might be worth a bit.” *puts them in box*

Allow each individual troop or unit to determine its own policy regarding the eligibility of openly gay or bisexual scoutmasters or other adult leaders.

Actually, Off-line mode has been a stand on Chromebooks for years. This is on of the Chromebook “myths” that simply needs to die. You don’t need a connection to do almost anything on a Chromebook anymore.

Please for the love of all that is sacred, someone warn Chris Christie about the dangers of wearing tight pants

*MINOR SPOILERS (though to be honest, the trailer is practically the film)*

I definitely enjoyed the film far more than I anticipated and thankfully many of the seemingly dispirit and directionless plotlines came together in the second hour, which was executed satisfyingly. It was a fun B-movie. I think part of my…

“respectable $91 million”

Yes.

Are the quotes there because someone said it to you or are you quoting yourself?

Sometimes I think it would be cool to travel back in time and meet the people who built these edifices and congratulate them on their amazing mystical visions, only to have them say, "What? No, we just thought it would be pretty. See over there? We can see the animals drinking at the water line at sunrise, it's very…