Clap clap clap clap!

These people are from Somalia, they’ve probably seen shit that would make most normal westerners cry for weeks. A hole in the plane and a nice and mellow emergency landing is nothing to even get excited about.

D’Jasper Probincrux III?

Thanks!

Met that deck yesterday too. Killed me by making me draw on an empty deck. It was kind of cool and hard to defend against.

Any teacher that tells any student that they can’t achieve their dreams is a terrible teacher. This woman should be reassigned away from young children. How many other dreams and goals has she shot down? Good for this young lady, I hope she becomes a pro.

Spotlight Hat FTMFW

I DD one of these for 5 years. It is fantastic, it has enough power going to the right wheels for a enthusiast to still enjoy themselves and the reliability, luxury and ride quality to make anyone happy. Not to mention spacious and safe. Get one of these and you’ll be driving it everywhere.

That old Jalopnik logo in the top pic is the best Jalopnik logo.

That sounds fucking awesome. I would watch that all the time.

Hahahaha! Awesome!

Getting that for myself!

Might be different where you live but I was just at a VW dealer in Southern California about two weeks ago and they were implying that they could get over sticker for the Golf R and they wouldn’t let me drive it. I drove the GTI (they were offering no deals) and was disappointed I drove it (GTI brand new Performance…

I sat on this bike at the LA Auto Show. I don’t ride but this was by far the most comfortable approachable bike I’ve ever sat on (I know this doesn’t mean much coming from someone who stays caged). It fit me like a glove 5’8” 175lbs and if I do get a bike it would have to be this one, especially after reading this…

I would hate if someone interfered with me when I was in the middle of a dangerous situation that should only be approached with training, preparation and coordination and in the process of interfering endangered the lives of the citizens I’m sworn to protect. That being said, 2 misdemeanors? To get to PIT some…

Thanks man!

Tyler once again you have put out the best, most informed article on the Internet. Please keep on keeping us up to date and informed.

Lane splitter is awesome. As a person who does not own or ride a bike I love hearing about all the tech and gear available to our two-wheeled brothers. Between Sean’s articles and my good friend’s bike collection I’m about to man up and get a bike.

rofl. I really did mean that as compliment though.

Ninjas with helicopters being flown in by helicopter-ninjas? Not fair.