These people are from Somalia, they’ve probably seen shit that would make most normal westerners cry for weeks. A hole in the plane and a nice and mellow emergency landing is nothing to even get excited about.

D’Jasper Probincrux III?

Thanks!

Met that deck yesterday too. Killed me by making me draw on an empty deck. It was kind of cool and hard to defend against.

Any teacher that tells any student that they can’t achieve their dreams is a terrible teacher. This woman should be reassigned away from young children. How many other dreams and goals has she shot down? Good for this young lady, I hope she becomes a pro.

Spotlight Hat FTMFW

I DD one of these for 5 years. It is fantastic, it has enough power going to the right wheels for a enthusiast to still enjoy themselves and the reliability, luxury and ride quality to make anyone happy. Not to mention spacious and safe. Get one of these and you’ll be driving it everywhere.

That old Jalopnik logo in the top pic is the best Jalopnik logo.

Audiobooks are the sound that soothes the savage beast. I can’t be bothered by anything when I’m listening to a book. I find myself posted in the right lane and getting home maybe 10mins later but absolutely relaxed.

My cats played with one for 20 minutes before I noticed and was able to intervene. No one got stung. I put it in a cup and sent it on its way. Easier to handle than any bee or wasp I’ve kicked out.

You are not alone, brother or sister internet person. Shakes the Clown is hilarious.

That sounds fucking awesome. I would watch that all the time.

Hahahaha! Awesome!

Getting that for myself!

Get a cat, a good mouser would be ideal but even my lazy house cats can kill mice and rats with ease.

Might be different where you live but I was just at a VW dealer in Southern California about two weeks ago and they were implying that they could get over sticker for the Golf R and they wouldn’t let me drive it. I drove the GTI (they were offering no deals) and was disappointed I drove it (GTI brand new Performance…

I sat on this bike at the LA Auto Show. I don’t ride but this was by far the most comfortable approachable bike I’ve ever sat on (I know this doesn’t mean much coming from someone who stays caged). It fit me like a glove 5’8” 175lbs and if I do get a bike it would have to be this one, especially after reading this…

I would hate if someone interfered with me when I was in the middle of a dangerous situation that should only be approached with training, preparation and coordination and in the process of interfering endangered the lives of the citizens I’m sworn to protect. That being said, 2 misdemeanors? To get to PIT some…

Thanks man!

Tyler once again you have put out the best, most informed article on the Internet. Please keep on keeping us up to date and informed.