“Automotive Would You Rather” is the best thing on Jalopnik. I’ll take the GLC power, because metal gets very hot and is usually sharp... People who dragon their cars must not have a strong desire to keep their genitals.

Cobra bite, worth it.

I’d imagine they have a small crane or hook it to a front loader or large forklift. I’m no expert though.

My last history class took place in the last century. I didn’t know you had them mixed up either. I still enjoy the #. I say close enough.

You just made my first favorite #hashtag

Fuck judgemental assholes, man. Good for you working with special kids, they are the best of us.

Especially jet boats and smaller watercraft. If it is fun to drive I want to know about it, I don't care if it's a scooter, plane, skateboard, car, gyrocopter, motorcycle, helicopter, horse or Pegasus. I of course want the site to focus on cars and bikes but if some other form of transportation stands out I need to…

There is a guy down the block from me driving a school bus yellow Prius V. It is awful and ridiculous but I would love to have it as a work truck.

I hope someone at least caught an ass beating or a civil case

Bye!! Never come back. Way to make yourself stand out above all douchebags in douchebag-Mecca (I love you Beverly Hills, but you know what you are and you don’t care).

He shattered that Enzo, he was so lucky to have lived. You are right, both of those cars belong on willow springs or on early morning (safe) canyon runs. If they were my cars I’d have to be able to daily them but... I can control myself especially in residential areas. Also, I would love to see this guy even try to…

I think it would take three turns in almost any canyon and you’d have him, sooner if it wasn’t a stock Miata.

If you make it up to Ojai and like to get out early in the morning you can get the tour from a Cayman S and another jalop friend’s modified 997 S. It’s away from everything, and as long as you go on off times you might see 1 other car over 30 miles of twisties. There are also quite a few passing zones and pull offs so…

We both give him too much credit... getting passed by a 1999 Ford Festiva.

I’m so f’ing bummed that this takes place the same weekend as Rennsport, which I honestly would have not gone to if the JFF would have popped up first. Now I’m way to committed with accommodations, tickets and plans. Oh well, I’m going to have to settle with seeing every historic Porsche race car getting whipped…

For sure, that’s big time amateur hour up there. Showoffs and noobs combined, it is such a beautiful road but impassable due to asshole density. Next time you come out check out Angeles Crest highway about 30 mins north of LA above La Canada or Highway 33 outside of Ojai around 1.5 hours northwest of LA.

Lololoolololool! Awesome.

I have $100 for anyone in the area willing to banana pipe all these people’s cars

A douche nozzle would actually get some. This guy is but-plug come to life.

This level of driver would be dead on any canyon road or even out in the desert. He can barely get around on the extra wide streets of Beverly Hills, getting passed by a Miata on Angeles Crest would set this guy off. The canyons are very tight and require some level of skill to navigate the turns and blind corners, he…