I’m sorry, but to me times like this are opportunities to see how close I can get to my car’s top speed before I don’t see a tornado anymore. No cop is going to arrest me for running for my life even going double the speed limit. Calmly filming it like I just smoked all the weed is not even a remote option.

People who do this suck so bad, but we know what their pathetic lives are like. If you don’t know they are sad, lonely, miserable, useless, depressed, insecure, impotent, ignorant, unsatisfied and basically useless in every important way. I almost feel bad for them then I take a step back and use my energy to just…

If she has a blower Bentley thats good enough for me.

You must!

You are a ridiculous human being. Thank you for being you, Torch.

That’s a nice looking fuel gauge.

We all knew the PT Cruiser Club of America’s president would eventually take a swipe at you.

I hope a H1 a H2 and a H3 run over your PT cruiser you sour asshole.

Congratulations everyone!

This picture is fantastic.

How do they only get 166hp out of 2.4liter? That’s garbage, also did they completely change all the interior materials? Otherwise it's going to feel like cheap shit. They need to get in the business of licensing out that AWD and AYC tech.

My younger sister just bought a Equinox (against her older brothers advice, it’s wierd she didn’t want a two seater or a wagon with a manual). She drives to most of her clients location and will park and answer emails and stream music or videos why she waits. Definitely not something I’d want in my car but I do see…

This man is a hero, but I’m glad he’s over there and not here.

Awesome.

I own a Cayman and that is exactly what he's doing with the PSM off. If he would have lifted once he's be fine, or brake once. I don't have enough hands for the face-palms I would need for this guy. It's probably an automatic and not his.

That is so foul.

I love this gif!

Thanks for the info Tony Danzig! I'm going to learn about this man, he must be nuts.

These are some great photographs. I really want to learn to fly but I'm afraid that cars would never excite me again.

Who is driving? Whomever he is I wonder if they needed one of those giant mining dump trucks to follow him holding those gigantic balls of steel that he probably has 10 of. Also no helmet, no gloves and a t-shirt... Does he have flip flops on too? This guy gives no fucks on so many levels.