Tiny houses are upper middle class poverty fantasies. Same with “open concept” floor plans. You want to live in a small house and “do with less” ? Do it while making poverty wages 

-Crude I know, but I’m in therapy and feeling really good about myself.

I feel the same way about DB-9 connectors ( never forget . . . )

Again with that “Have an open conversation” shit...

You can eat off of any engine bay if you’re just less picky about things.

;)

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

To Todd (cause I sure as hell ain’t ungreying him)

Pictured: Cubs 2017 starting rotation

The office was also cautioning soldiers against wearing their uniforms out in pubic

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

... and then a view from where the oil pan normally resides, which resembled a mass of guacamole stalagmites

We’re 2 years from a Toronto-Edmonton final. Prep your bunkers, NBC.

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Nevertheless, by his own account, the president is actually a super-genius

If you’re embarrassed about anything, it probably should be the fact that you willingly watched something only slightly more exciting than competitive house-painting.

She said she ‘felt bad about being white.’ And that ‘police lie and do bad things.’”

The year was 1998: A 38-year-old John Elway had just shocked the nation to win Super Bowl XXXII. AOL was bringing the world closer together and showing us that anything was possible. America was falling in love with a young teen sensation named Britney Spears. And Norm McDonald, fresh off his groundbreaking ESPY…