If I stopped buying tickets and beer I could afford the 911

I think with a reliable second car and access to adequate non-car transportation the first guy should go for the classic.

After a year of comments, the comment that finally sprung me out of the grays in Jalopnik was a single-sentence dick joke.

Heh.  Once again, “automation” hits the lower classes the hardest...

I hope they put this guy in there:

That’s why you’re not a CEO. If you were CEO material, you’d know you SHOULD go golf, fire a few people, get your golden parachute and stock options, then get a governmental position in oversight of something, then get ANOTHER CEO job.... rinse/lather/repeat until you’re ‘freeze head in underground bunker of cryogenic…

Neutral: like most CEOs, I would go golf, fire a few people, then retire and collect my stock options and pension.

I’m confused what you’re saying. Are you mad I’m not using gender-neutral pronouns? Or are you upset that I complimented a female on her job performance because it means I’m definitely totally going to sexually assault her some day? What gives???

This will start under $30K just like the Wrangler does.

That statement is easy for you to say.  For many, flipping jobs is not a reality.

How was it a hoax? There was a noose, someone found the noose and alerted NASCAR, NASCAR investigated and now we have the answer.

Every company I know, except commercial real estate firms, has their people working remotely and has no short term plans to bring them back into the office.

Don’t forget Guy’s Grocery Games!

Enjoy your DDD!

I live in Cleveland. Home of beloved Chief Wahoo and subtle commentary about the East (Black) Side/West Side of town.  

Not on my job either. I’ve been at my job for 10 years and currently there’s 4 of us in an office of over 50 people ( the 4th was hired last year ) and 2 in the adjoining warehouse. All of the higher ups voted for Trump and I have to hear them loudly talk about how great he is on a daily basis. They could care less…

I can’t imagine what Wallace must feel like being the only black man in his sport and time traveling to the 1950s every time he steps foot on the race track.

He is Ok with “Other” people dying to save the economy. Probably will change his mind when He gets sick or a close relative dies. Then he will blame somebody, probably Obama.