It’s definitely got a bit of Vomit vs. Explosive Diarrhea going on

This is consistent with the kinds of things I’ve heard about at other schools.

“See, he was a Buccaneer, which is like a pirate, who were the original purveyors of disruption, and that’s what Peter told me to do. Disrupt! Or maybe it was disrobe......”

-Jed York

I guess giving important jobs to people with no background or qualification is the new trend of 2017

Someone didn’t “lose their hat.” That hat is just all that’s left of someone that will show up on a milk carton some time in the next week.

“You can’t just skip a pick of the NFL draft, sir.”

tow drivers are crazy for constructive criticism - that would have really lifted his spirits.

Highest paid player in the league, who makes 1/3 of the league salary cap, playing for a team that has by a wide margin the highest payroll in the league complains the team isn’t spending enough money on payroll.

I have three young daughters. Whenever I get dragged shopping and I have free time, my favorite activity is standing there and staring into space. It tends to be rather disconcerting to the retail employees, but hell, my mind just needs a mental rest.

Oh great - I was just about to start marketing Titreist golf balls over there.

China 1948:

He just bought property behind the Great Wall. On the good side.

I am not a Trump fan, nor did I vote for him, but his government is not illegitimate. If you win the election and you haven’t cheated (manipulated actual ballots) you won fair and square. Saying the government is illegitimate only weakens all the correct things you say after.

“But mamma,” she said, wiping the chicken’s blood from her calloused hands with a soiled cloth that she cut from an old, moth-eaten bedgown. “Hezekial’s poppa will never offer a dowry for me if the Good Lord does not see fit to bless me with healthy birthing hips.”

I’ll take “Mamma” over “Papa” any day. “Papa” seems too forcedtwee.

As weird as it sounds, it’s not rare to hear old dudes here in the central south calling their wives ‘momma’, and yeah, it’s fucking weird every time. Nor is it rare to hear racist terms or frank ignorance, either, but that’s another story...

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

Yeah, that #135 draft selection behind seven other quarterbacks should tell you exactly how much teams value Senior Bowl performances in choosing which QB to draft where.

Good thing they’re draining the swamp, Jim can furnish his room at the Y with what he finds left over.