Just goes to show that you can only be a corrupt organization for 111 years before it comes back to bite you

Mad Dog over there wears 37 pieces of flair. We want you to express yourself, okay. Now if you feel the bare minimum is enough. Well, then okay. Some people choose to wear more and we encourage that.

People can ride with any number of motorcycle gangs, okay? They become a member of the Cossacks MC for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That’s what the flair’s about. It’s about fun.

Haha, he certainly was dedicated... to my ass. I guess that’s something!

If a car in front of you does a panic stop, why the hell would somebody’s reaction to be to go around them?

Remember, we were given 2 twitter accounts, 4 chins, 2 eyes, and one gigantic mouth so that we can something something

5 year olds and 18 year old girls should be able to show their shoulders. It’s friggin hot in Texas and the 5 and 18 year old boys will just have to deal with it.

Sorry. If Anna Wintour shows up at my house, I’m doing the Condé Nasté with her ASAP.

I heard she pooped on the floor once.

Thanks for posting it! I was super pumped when I saw it. My husband messaged me with “uh... did you send a dear doug?” and I freaked out in giddy schoolgirl excitement. You’re my favorite!

Everybody else does it was not a defense to your mother when you were 8 and is not cutting it now either.

Well, he’s not wrong

"I used to watch Scrubs after school every day."

Did you bother to read the whole story or the comments?

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

I've decided that my new extreme end payment, similar to all the tea in China is "All the Dicks in Glory Hole Canyon"

My wife works at a Texas charter school, and worked previously at a Harmony Charter School, which is one name of the group of schools owned by the exiled Turkish Imam mentioned. I believe they went under the name of the Cosmos Foundation, but have since changed it due to their various problems.

So very, very 3. We live in Vancouver and vacation in Mexico yearly. Alaska Airlines has a stopover in LA. On the way down, there is US customs in the Vancouver Terminal so its easy peasy lemon squeezy. On the way back though - oy vey, such a haddock. Try making connecting flights when you have to scoop up luggage and…

According to Lowery, Foscaldo snapped, "That isn't my f——-' job, you piece of s—-," when asked to keep the footballs warm after Jets kickoff specialist Don Silvestri complained the one he used to start the second half was "rock hard."