boyemperor
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I want more and specific details about Brad...  Can we do a full arc?  School to where Brad is today?

There is demand for better headlights, so companies supply that demand at an appropriate price.

“Evija” sounds like a pharmaceutical for those that catch an imaginary illness that only people who stay at home watching daytime television shows about how the husband killed the wife seem to catch.

Tampontreal

Japanese government just filed charges against Ghosn for this incident...

Being a cop must be amazing. I mean, you can do the highest order fuckup for the industry you’re in, and apparently it doesn’t matter. I mean most of us have things like a fucking limit on minor shit like the number of times your kids can make you late to work before you’re fired, but cops? They just get to blast

Man, I struggle to put all this on Biden. I mean, he’s an old idiot, and he’s gonna stay an old idiot; I wish he’d go away and watch birds or whatever old white geezers from Delaware do at 127. But fuck all the people making him the blue front runner (by a lot) when *every* *other* *fucking* *thing* he says is pure

Utter brilliance.  Now, pardon me while I go put on my tactilneck.

Sometimes the internet exists to make me feel out of touch. At the risk of sounding obtuse, dafuq is “Epix”? (Other than the obvious of yet another pending streaming service...? I guess...?)

People should really really read that NYT article. It’s quite long, but deeply engaging and fascinating on many levels. It is also quite stunning when they list two straight *really* long paragraphs of popular musicians from the 1930’s to 2008 that were in that warehouse.  UMG’s catalog is gargantuan.

Wanted to make some joking suggestions, but it all came out like bad Curt Schilling memes...

I’d like to congratulate their social media director. That person is clearly well versed in how to leverage the Twitter channel, build brand awareness, drive sales of their unobtainable product, build a community of advocates, maintain corporate goodwill, enhance public relations, and engage consumers.  I mean, these

¿Porque no los dos? The Pacific Northwest is also the West Coast.  Also, the thumb is a finger, but not all fingers are thumbs.

I have it on good authority that there’s a region in America called Dumbfuckistan where they speak the lovely language of ALL CAPS.

Men and women want a vehicle that scares other drivers by it’s size and appearance in order to overcompensate for their own personal, psychological, and physical inadequacies, real or imagined.

Not really sure why wagons don’t feature more prominently in this article. I mean, yes they are a small niche currently, but wagons are much, *much* cooler than both SUVs and mini-vans.  Buy more wagons, people.

Instant ear worm... wish I had more stars to give.

Several already exist. I work at a university and we use one all the time at our events.

We should meet. I go by “TUB-E 2Shooz” on the county fair circuit.  Ok, really more the kids birthday party circuit...

Dodger fans had to go through the McCourt years... if that makes you feel any better. I meant that’s all over and done with now, but it sucked at the time.