Maybe I’m “Mandela-ing” this but I could swear we get smoking pics every year from the bathroom at the Met gala... or maybe we don’t?

I’m guessing they were period stained, bought dirt cheap from hostels or slum landlords or whoever supplies them. You know there will be someone with warehouses of shitty furniture from debt collectors and such for selling on to providers of shitty accommodation.

I have consumed every Fyre Festival form of media possible, so I have to wonder: why the bloody mattresses? There were mountains of mattresses that were soggy but blood free all over the island. Where did the bloody ones even come from?! The lack of A/C is no surprise given everything else, and it means they didn’t do…

And they’re planning to do it all again in 2018!

I hope they sue all those models too. I want all these POS to be made responsible for this, especially that little fratboy who orchestrated the whole thing. I don’t care if he scammed rich kids, he scammed people in the end. Finish him. It’s not like some random Instagram models were advertising the festival. It was…

You joke, but I saw a dudebro on a morning show who went to this thing saying that he will be definitely attend next year’s festival.

How is there any implication that he’s white, though. Even if you weren’t reaching for the stars (which you are) there are more than just black and white people on this planet. Also, people continuously devalue, erase, and steal from black women, so her being black is totally relevant.

Wow, what a useless wasted jagoff.

Just another entry in the long-established history of male artists stealing the work of female artists, who are also inherently less visible due to the structure of the art world as a whole.

We’d get the puck quicker to stop the play?

You’re quoting a USA Amateur hockey rule. In the NHL, a professional league played by men the rule is as follows:

Section 2, 8.3:
Blood – A player who is bleeding or who has visible blood on his equipment or body shall be ruled off the ice at the next stoppage of play. Such player shall not be permitted to return to…

Yep, if you can skate off, they assume it isn’t that bad and will continue until your team gains possession.

Hate to say it, but Werenski needs to stay down right there.

Benedict Beckeld, the Brooklyn writer in his late 30s

I can’t think of anything, but my daughter has her first semi formal school dance tonight and she’s not the most popular kid by far, so I keep envisioning some horrible Carrie-style prank and it’s driving me insane.

In this case, she says she was recorded without her permission and is now being blackmailed with the tape.

Whew, glad we got that sorted! So nice to know where you stand on Mischa Barton.

Boy, Poor Mischa has not had the life/career arc any of us (her included) would have imagined in 2003

Not very compassionate :( she is a mess and I don’t know why people STILL make sex tapes or take nude photos because inevitably this shit happens, but I still feel bad for her and I am glad she is not silent and letting them bully her into being blackmailed.