OhmyGod the “Jezebel Mansplained” one would have led to the best comments meltdown in the history of the site. Drew, you could have created MAGIC.

This is the joke though.

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.

At minimum he needs to man bun it for whatever the duration is.

Kurt? Who wouldn’t?

Kurt? Would.

Was going to say no because long hippie hair is not my thing. However after reflecting on previous “Would U” options (I’m still traumatized by contemplating Ted Cruz anywhere near my body) I realize I’m being way too picky. So yes, totally would.

It’s a great representation of reproductive rights, but the overwhelming use of uterus and “pussy” imagery to represent women’s rights in general is quite transmisogynist.

Within a year FEMA will exclusively perform golf-course maintenance. Just not public golf-course maintenance.

immigration detention beds

The proposed cuts to the Coast Guard (if I’m correctly remembering what I read) are $1.7 billion!!! That’s a LOT of money to lose for a stupid f’ing wall and a militarized Border Patrol.

At this point, he should tell his followers that he already built the wall. They would believe him and it would be a lot cheaper.

This. The wall isn’t about security. It’s never been about security. It’s political theater.

The coast guard literally hauls drowning people and endangered boaters out of the water every damn day. Their helicopter crews are the best, better than those of any other military branch there is. This is a goddamned disgrace.

Ah. I see the issue here. You’re incorrectly assuming the wall has anything to do with either of those things, when in fact its just another eyesore monument to his ego and pride, like everything Trump builds.

He’s just a fucking idiot. These policies reek of Steve Bannon, chief strategist/fascist to our dear leader.

Why isn’t the media hammering more on these issues? FEMA!!!! The Coast Guard!!!!! Like these should be huge headlines and people should be screaming in outrage. I feel paranoid, but I swear this seems like the beginning of a totalitarian country where the opposition party is slowly quelled, bogus charges are made, and…