I wonder what breed this dog is. It does look like a bleached fox. But cute, in the way that dogs are.

Can you iron a couch?

I can’t get over how DELIGHTED she looks in the mugshot. It’s like this is the best night of her life.

Someday someone will make inexpensive gummies without gelatine. How hard could it be?

Someday someone will make inexpensive gummies without gelatine. How hard could it be?

The accompanying cartoon is perfect. :-)

And Hawkeye’s good boy Lucky (or as he calls himself, Pizza Dog).

And there’s Hawkeye’s buddy Lucky (who thinks of himself as Pizza Dog).

Oh yes, because having an abortion causes permanent psychological damage, and results in “post abortion syndrome”. You will suffer from agonizing regret, and will be haunted forever by thoughts of the baby you killed. Plus, it gives you breast cancer and destroys your fertility.

sort of like cast as something and put in a box

They’re just now pinning down the venue, and it’s LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY? This does not bode well.

IN HIS YARD. Criminal mastermind. How he got caught, I can’t imagine.

Believe Women.
Believe Truth.
But

Having used both, I say WINDOW UNITS. The portable machines are huge and awkward, and there’s the whole thing about where to put the hoses. Window units are cheap, and work great if you get one with enough power for your space.

Having used both, I say WINDOW UNITS. The portable machines are huge and awkward, and there’s the whole thing about…

If people were still too stressed by their job to think of ways to survive after they started smelling smoke

Another woman dead for not behaving the way her (ex?) boyfriend wanted her to!

Not sure what she means by “astro-gliding”, but Astroglide is a popular brand of lube available in most drugstores.

Don’t forget Liam Neeson.

I had him confused with Mystery. Now I dislike him less.

I love them. Penn Gillette offstage is kind of obnoxious, but the magic act is perfection.

Oh, I didn’t know he has passed away. I’m sad, although he obviously lived a truly amazing life.