Oh, Gwenyth, no!

And look at that, Bubbles has his own Wikipedia page.

Hard to forget Travis! There was also (around the same time) a man who lost his face and a lot of other bits when he was visiting his former pet chimp at a sanctuary, and some OTHER chimps got out and attacked him.

That’s good news! The piggies will be OK to just be piggies.

At least they’ll be taken care of.

Oh, that’s good. He’s well set up for them.

Chimps are the worst example in the WORLD. They are just NOT A PET SPECIES. They’re fairly dangerous for zookeepers...

He looks ready to do some plumbing. Not at my place, though.

Do the Pratts know they grow up to be 100-400 lbs?

What exactly is a hany? Is this one of those things the young people all know about, but the olds like me just can’t understand?

Oh, I love this man. He is living the life he dreams of every day. If only we could all do that!

Nooo, Cap and Bucky is the One True Pairing!!!

Hey, The Phantom Menace had Ewan McGregor calling Liam Neeson “master”. Inspired a whole new galaxy of fan fiction. CRAZY HORNY.

The best part is that parking was already incredibly tight in those lots. The employees must be parking a mile away.  Not that I ever worked at THIS EXACT LOCATION.

Errol Morris is a fantastic filmmaker as well.

I liked the landscape/World’s Fair stuff, AND the H. H. Holmes stuff. I’m weird like that.

How old is Alice Cooper?

They would do this at a dentist’s office? That’s crazy!

I can’t wear even the most subtle mascara without it rubbing off on my glasses anyway.

I saw a kid’s cup at the store the other day that said it was impossible to spill - am I the only person who reads that as a challenge?

I saw a kid’s cup at the store the other day that said it was impossible to spill - am I the only person who reads…