I was 15, sleeping over at a friend’s house, when I woke up with her father lifting up my nightgown. I sat up and YELLED, and he basically ran off. Never told anybody, never slept over with that friend again. It’s not the 8-year-olds I had to worry about!

“Dahvie the Elite Hair God”

I love Nick Cave. Especially in Murder Ballads, he takes the tawdry to the great heights.

And thus was gangsta rap born.

They have silicone rings to avoid that very injury.

The diamond engagement ring “tradition” was made up by the diamond cartel in 1938. Before WWII, only 10% on engagement rings were diamonds.

Oh yeah, the ads on the radio always talk about it being an “investment.” I’m sure they’ll pay you more than you bought it for.

My ex’s mother offered me his great-grandmother’s beautiful ring. I loved it and considered it an honor. When we broke up, I sent it back to his mother. I still miss having that sparkly thing on my hand.

$50 silver band engraved with the phrase, “This is a ring, not the ring”

Pete Buttigieg hates Chick-fil-A’s politics, but loves the chicken!

I don’t think he understands that Puerto Rico is part of the US.

In music, the nicest people I ever met when I was in radio were They Might Be Giants. When I met them backstage, John Linnell gave me potato chips ON A PLATE and opened a coke for me. They both talked about books they were reading and how much fun they were having.

There are PLENTY enough true tales to make a list of REAL facts.

And this is the very best one.

There is a Sad Keanu Action Figure (made with 3D printer) you can buy. See him in, uh, action here:

I found out that i couldn’t even take my resume to the job site

I knew someone who sincerely believed any image found in a Google search was public domain.

The New Yorker article was fun to read. I suspect it was more enjoyable than the guy’s novel.

My very favorite part of the New Yorker article:

Duchess Meghan is eating clean for the royal fetus