I saw Deadpool branded Gummies at Walmart. I’m pissed off at myself for being a vegetarian. 

Oh, good. I was afraid I somehow made up Deadpool’s bi-ness in my head. 

I always thought Deadpool was at least theoretically bi. 

How do zombies unbutton their shirts, anyway? I don’t think they have much in the way of fine motor skills. 

Well, now I know something new! Thanks! 

Why would they even have purple dye there? Was it left over from Easter eggs???

In my first ever apartment, my first ever kitten took down a ridiculously huge spider that way. I was ASTONISHED. She was SO LITTLE. 

The abominable snow man from Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer! So scary, especially scenes where he was looming over everyone. I watched lots of old black and white horror movies with my grandfather, usually no problems, but that monster in Rudolf freaked me out.

He must have quite the Contacts list. 

I miss the days when you could always count on Ewan McGregor to show off his nice item. I’m all in favor of Chris Pine picking up the, uh, baton. 

I’m slashing her with Goop. 

What does a celebrity spiritual healer DO? 

That’s the great thing about my (small, easily concealable) Hello Kitty tattoo. It’s ALWAYS been sort of ridiculous. 

People will sell you a baby pig, and advise you on how to feed it, and if you follow that diet the pig will be malnourished and won’t grow as big. This is evil. 

Sorry about that, not very thoughtful of me. 

It’s like a minstrel show for Aspergers. 

But they have Peter Jackson’s pugs (for a couple of seconds in Laketown)!

LOL, my very citified ex and myself were surrounded by bison who were looking at our Honda Fit, which thank god they decided not to move out of their way!

I am astonished. You can actually HANDLE PEOPLE’S GENITALIA AT WORK, but show a little outline of Batman’s peen and the world is ending. 

I hate, hate, hate audio or video articles without transcripts. I don’t even have a problem that keeps me from listening; I just prefer to read.