Good morning.

Another gawker reject...

Anyone smart enough to do everything you said correctly without mistakes would be much better off in any number of legitimate careers from a risk-benefit standpoint.

Relax, we’re not 17, you don’t have to act that you think drugs are cool anymore.

Skay, how did I know you would D.A.R.E to make a pun.

Wow. Joke after joke. Meanwhile I am praying to God for these people’s safety..
No I don’t care what anyone thinks of my beliefs. But if you want me to respect yours, you can respect mine.

I saved this picture because of the eyes/mouth, then saw your artistic rendition. Seriously, this thing looks like one of those Troll dolls.

...the first hurricane to strike the Big Island since...1949.

So angry

I created an account just to post this.

I’m just glad it hit a Volvo, those things are damn tanks.

Result. Looks like was a new car from Rusnak.

That was my first thought too. But then of course it’d be justfied (...a friggin’ truck...)

There is not much you can do beyond keeping a safe distance. Whatever you are driving is unlikely to be able to bring a truck of that size to a safe stop. With five injured (in unknown condition) this could have ended much worse.

True. And maybe take just a few seconds to go ahead and call 911. I know it’s not as fun, but.

Horizontally too biatch.

What you do in this situation is demonstrated perfectly in the video: Stay behind and whip out your phone to film it.

Cross Post this on Jezebel

What do you expect when the editor-in-chief did hard time in Virginia?