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All I can say is that Angie and Katherine have some of the most annoying laughs I’ve ever heard.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

#HotTake: This was intentionally done by a team employee who 1) thought it would be funny or 2) was making a statement about the team trading for him. Because the chance that this was a random occurrence- that song for that player- is zero.

Introverts really need to stop telling everybody about how they’re introverts.

Ah man, I’m sorry. Few things are more miserable and depressing than having a job you hate. Short-term, try to fill your free time with stuff you genuinely love. Long-term, please look for opportunities to change jobs.

My honest-to-God answer is: When that kid can afford to pay for one.

Listen. It is going to be the most wonderful and terrifying and overwhelming day of your life, during which your wife will be both doing and enduring something more physically and emotionally taxing than anything you will do in your whole life. Please do not get caught up fretting over whether it will be yucky to look

I think it’s indictive of the wussy nature of baseball that when squared up, pushing and mouthing off that it’s consider a sucker punch when you get hit. If this was a bar and you saw that happening you know it’s about to go town. But only in baseball are you surprised when someone throws a punch in a fight. A bunch

I love the Cubs and I hate John Lackey.

Yeah, Lackey’s a piece of shit. Doesn’t matter what team he plays for.

What’s funny is, had he done this in a Cardinals uniform last year, the tone of this post would be remarkably different.

As a longtime Cubs fan, I'll relish the day a Yankees or Cardinals fan says "Oh, look at Mr. Winner over there. What a smug jerk!"

And the Cubs keep winning.

I hope you guys are doing this to get comments for a coffee table book at the end of the season called Best Fans in Baseball: “You’re Just Jealous”.

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chef, surfer, sneaker designer, mathematician

“‘Get out of here or I have a gun.’ And he goes, ‘Fuck y’all, I got one too.’ And he grabs the gun and then he shoots him in the back. He’s dead.”

That’s because nobody actually knows what a balk is. Umps included.

Last night with the runner on first he toned it way down but was definitely lifting and setting his foot again before his real delivery. Arguably even without baserunners it could still be called an illegal pitch and a ball given.