I asked via Twitter but didn’t hear back, so here goes: did you retire the Deadspin HoF?

I made the same resolution this year and am more than halfway through Obama’s “Dreams from My Father.” Bathroom time is working wonders for this full-time telecommuting/stay-at-home dad. Leave the smartphone elsewhere and enjoy the peace and quiet for 15 minutes.

Had that happen to me in a semi-pro game. Caught a liner in the right center gap but didn’t call off the lumbering right fielder in time. This waif collided with the former college football player. By the time I realized I was still alive, the runner scored from second. But I held onto the ball, daggumit.

I’m a full-time telecommuting magazine editor who minds junior two days a week by myself (or with help from Grandma). He’s in daycare part-time twice a week plus Mom gets to work from home every Wednesday. So, my son gets to socialize twice a week, I get him to myself twice a week, Mom isn’t away the entire workweek,…

Or, you’re encouraged to use the women’s restroom to change a diaper. It’s 2015, Wendy’s.