“Semi Functional System for Lazy Fucks Who Can’t be Bothered to Drive the Car They Bought Mark VII”

Horseshit. It was a 100 percent intentional take out. Fucking shithead Hamilton didn’t even pretend to try to turn into the corner. He knew exactly what he was doing. Hamilton has always been a piece of shit and always will be. 

He won’t. I'd be amazed if he even read the report or knows anything other than that someone asked if they could put his name on it so he can pretend to give one single shit about anything that isn't himself and his ego.

You forgot 4) Drunk off their ass.

The current state of AI....it would spot an empty Big Mac box lying on the ground next to a puddle of urine, run the shape, color, and apparent location through it’s algorithms, and come to the conclusion that it’s a unique luxury home on a waterfront property, market value of 3.25 million.

The speed limits aren’t for the cars. They’re for the 80% of licensed drivers in this country that are irredeemable, incompetent fucking imbeciles.

Horsepower equals torque multiplied by rpm. H = T x rpm/5252. Just reverse engineer that. I’m not up to mathing today.

And if it’s a typical 2.8, it’ll also pour oil out of every gasket and seal like the Exxon Valdez.

You should have yelled back “Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude”.

I wouldn’t pay $7 for that thing if it was still wrapped in the factory plastic. Garbage car from a garbage time that looks like garbage and drives worse.

Topgearuto.

“customers prefer more purposeful looks.”

“Oh your model X ran into a semi at 75 MPH and killed everyone in it? You PUT them IN it, and all INPUT is error, therefore it’s your fault. We’re not liable for misleading everyone with ridiculous terminology and insisting on advancing tech that no one needs, just to pump up my ego and allow me to continue to pretend…

Twin-Turbo, Quad-Fugly.

Nothing related to top level racing has been worth watching since the year started with a 1. MotoGP and WRC (which has also pretty much gone to hell over the past few years) are the exceptions. Everything else...well, sucks. It makes me sad, because I used to watch EVERYTHING and now just can’t be bothered.

Watching most F1 wet races...there really isn't much difference.

I remember Bobson Dugnutt’s 11th inning walkoff against Onson Sweemey like it was yesterday.

I'm 99.090% sure.

Man I miss those days. Keep all your high tech crap and complicated rules- the racing was SO much more entertaining than anything we get today. Not to mention affordable enough that there was actual variety on the grid.

Henr-E