boxfullofsharpobjects
BoxFullofSharpObjects
boxfullofsharpobjects

We’ve reached the point where even a wet F race is barely enough to hold attention for more than a minute out of every 20. What a garbage series it’s turned into. Between the ugly as hell cars, dull as drying paint drivers, horrible tracks, way too much aero, and stupid gimmicky crap like DRS...it’s no wonder no one

No sweat, they'll fix it with an over the air update. Right? Right?

Almost 60 years on with the same basic shape, and still the best looking car on the planet. THAT’S timelessness.

Not beautiful enough? It’s just...plain...ugly.

I don’t really care at all since they paved it. They turned it into the single most boring event in the world.

When in Rome, do as the Snamor do.

Do they assemble the Llahxauv in Wales?

Just like Supercars, except drunk and blindfolded.

I don’t like to do that- because I understand that Jalopnik has to pay the bills (and the writers) and the only ways to do that are to sell ads or charge for access. BUT, while I feel like allowing ads and supporting a site I thoroughly enjoy is right, they need to cut down on the intrusiveness. A lot.

MotoGP does everything better than the rest of the motorsport world. Period.

That’s the truck equivalent of Comic Sans.

I know. I was wondering why they planned to prototype the new layout by installing it in an elephant.

Good lord Ferrari has made some ugly cars, and this is one of the absolute worst. I wouldn’t be caught dead in that abomination for $39, let alone $39K.

If it has $4000 cash in the trunk, NP.

There are no overturned semis in space, so no need for Autopilot. A human is perfectly capable of smashing the ship into something as big as an asteroid.

I want to see about 20 of these race at the Chili Bowl.

Holy schist.

We have wildly different interpretations of “good”, apparently. Fugly as hell from every angle. Expected, though. 98% of modern cars are.

Why does it have the panel gaps from a 1977 Ford Fairmont?

This is like a trailer park equivalent of making an Audi R8 kit car using a Gallardo as the base. Why?