That wheel/tire combo on this car is an affront to humanity everywhere. Just ruinous.

And with this, Stef cements her place as my spirit animal.

I looked at it. Looked again. It’s ugly as hell from every angle, like 98% of cars since about 2005.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude!

Okay yeah...I had blissfully forgotten the Puma was a thing. I stand corrected.

That is, inside and out, as incredibly awful as anything I've ever seen.

It’s not the best looking Toyota. It’s the best looking car, full stop.

BRB going to go test this hypothesis.

It would sadly be impossible since the highest point in Russia is 3000 feet too low. 

I really wish I knew what happened between me and racing. For 40 odd years I lived and breathed race cars, everything from local IMCA races to F1. Now, I wasn’t even aware that the 24 was this weekend, or that Monte Carlo was going on. It’s odd, to just lose track and just become apathetic in what feels like a blink.…

Well done, Torch. You just designed the Tesla Model B. For free. Elon will be sending you a balloon bouquet and a USB stick full of Grimes songs.

This one

When it comes to RVs, the penis is generally behind the steering wheel.

Just when I thought it was safe to start wearing my glasses in public again, they go and make these. Back to being nearly blind, I suppose. I’m happier that way.

I think it's just the rubber cap things that make it look funny.

Paint and window etchings be damned, what I want to know is why it has a back bumper on the front. Or was the factory bumper really like that?

You want to tow a Civic and sometimes drive a paved road up a mountain? Everyone knows you need, at minimum, an F350 with an 8 inch lift, 39 inch super aggressive tires, a 13 inch diameter tailpipe, and about 600 driving lights. And a giant bull bar. And truck nuts.

Watching a bird corpse decompose is more interesting than what it's been since the 90s.

Pleased to meet you, Morgan TVR-Vauxhall.

“Unless you are nerdy or weird or both, you probably don’t find yourself thinking about Morgan too often”